watch out! i can see through you with my BIONIC EYE
i’m determined to get a BIONIC EYE even if it means i have to wait 40 years to digitally zoom in on my friends and family picking their noses and then emailing it to them, with a blink of the eye. if i have to wait until i’m a geezer, then so be it!
i need something to give me an edge when i’m old and gray, anyway, not to mention crack me up for hours on end.
here is what i’ve been able to find in cyber land about my cyborg future: